Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Monday, March 14, 2011

Thank God For Makeup!!

Makeup
(Saving Erections since, forever!)


Alicia Silverstone
No Makeup = No Boner!



Angelina Jolie
How do you do mornings Brad?



Adriana Lima
Still bonified boner material!



Brooke Shields
What gave your Dad a boner,
would kill yours!



Cameron Diaz
Just always stay tanned......please!?!



Jennifer Lopez
I just won't touch this one!



Kim Kardashian
Still doable in the morning!



Miley Cyrus
The B-1000
(Boner Terminator)



Rosario Dawson
I just can't think about it.



Vanessa Hudgens
Still doable in the morning,
if suffering a hangover!


Thank you God for Makeup!

Sky-tistics: The Best day of the week to go to the movies!

Sky-tistics
Best day of the week to see a movie!


As I would very much love to give statistics
on a global basis, I am instead limited to my past and
present occupancies on the Eastern Coast of the USA.
I will however, presume that this is partially the best
day anywhere in the USA. 

Most people believe that the best days of the week
to see a movie are weekdays and in most
situations I would be inclined to agree. However,
the problem with this logic is that most people
believe it to be so, thus making every weekday
a prime target for movie goers and henceforth
requiring me to narrow it down!

Now remember these are Sky-tistics and have no
huge factitious database. This is strictly 
a casual observance!

So, the winner of the best day of the week
to go to the movies is, "Wednesday". Now most
of you may think that hey he picked it cause it's
the middle of the week and for the most part you'd be
right, but that's the most part. Now, for my scientific
breakdown! I picked Wednesday, because it is the one
day of the week I have concluded, you can venture to
a theater at any time of the day and find it's occupancy
limited in numbers. The reason I believe behind the
madness, is that every week on either Thursday or
Friday everyone gets paid. For the most part the
average movie goer has either burnt through that
money by Monday or burnt through it on necessities
by Wednesday! Thus meaning, the average person
affected by minimum wages and our horrible economy
is usually pinching pennies come Wednesday. Plus,
I have lucked out going on Wednesdays, so my
personal statistics help my decision too!

So, again if you want a relaxed day at the movies,
"Wednesday" is the day for you!

Movie Review: "Hall Pass"

"Movie Review"

This movie is not recommended for strict uptight audiences and not 
recommended for children.

So, I went and checked out the movie, "Hall Pass" last week
and for the most part it was a pretty funny movie. It was everything you would
expect from the directors of, 
However, unlike those movies this one hit for small nudity parts 
in the film to increase the comic effect and I say it did very well! 
If I had a complaint it would be, that you saw more male
 appendages than female. However there is one 
female wrack worth seeing you just have to wait till the 
end of the movie to see it. Not that I just went for the nudity...............
But anyways, all and all Owen Wilson pulled his usual 
funny self out of the proverbial magic hat, while accompanied 
by Jason Sudeikis of Saturday night live; The two made a very
dynamic duo on screen together, in what would seem as a very subtle way!

Sideshow Movie Rating
"7 out of 10"

Funny Photos!

Some new funny photos of the day enjoy!








ROFLMBO!!

Wacky Photos from 03-11-10

I put these out a week ago enjoy!












Many more to come! I am holding off on my Japan Tsunami ones till it cools down some!